Quotes!

Spunky

You have completed your casting.

Fish on a stick is infused with poisonous vapors.

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Ertai eats a large chocolate cookie.

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[AUCTION] No bids on a chocolate eclair - item removed.

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Riane gossips 'hey now!'

You give fish on a stick to Ertai.

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Ertai says, 'nyah nyah'

SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0 say eat fish!

You exclaim, 'eat fish!'

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( 2) Lunani puts a chocolate chip cookie in Lulu's Completely Useless Food Collection.

( 1) Lunani puts a big yummy cookie in Lulu's Completely Useless Food Collection.

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[AUCTION] Arkain has put a blackened claw up for auction. The minimum bid is 500000.

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Jazelle gossips 'Sweet very good kind'

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'I'm impervious to your poison!' exclaims Ertai. 'I eat coffins'

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Ertai eats fish on a stick.

Ertai chokes and gags.

SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0 laugh

You fall down laughing.

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Ertai shivers and suffers.

Spunky

Spyke gossips 'how do u use holy wrath '

You gossip 'SpunK! automatic'

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An acrid fungus has arrived.

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Inimical gossips 'it's latent'

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Belmont gossips '[SiMoN] it's automatic'

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Spyke gossips 'ahhh ok, thnxs'

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Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- it automatically kicks in if you are fighting an evil align mob or character'

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Inimical gossips 'or if you try to masturbate'

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Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- tries'

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Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- oh wait.. dammit.. um.. miss?'

Ertai

[Nimue]: oh, that's just wrong

[Nimue]: MiniErtai is too powerful for you to imitate.

[Nimue]: the Baby Ertiekins is more powerful than me :P

Muahahahahah!!!

Xavis

Samakin gossips '>>SA<< does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Spunky's unmoving form'

Samakin gossips '>>SA<< zips his pants and walks away'

Spunky

Red Aura) Ertai is here, fighting A Gelugon.

Ertai is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

Ertai is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.

A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.

A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

(Red Aura) A Gelugon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Gelugon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Gelugon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Gelugon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.

A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.

A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.

A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.

An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

his own mobs turning against him..i told him not to call that demon a chicken lover

Ithilidin

I'd also like to quote all the deaths, but let's just to suffice it to say that being an Ertai area, it damned well HURT!

Ertai

bows They wanted a challenge and they whined when it was "too hard!" :wink: Mortals: 0 Ertai: … how many deaths was that? I would venture around 20.

Spunky

i did not whine! and i only died 2 times :D

Arkain

Zelper gossips 'well i saw the big PK by your name and thought you were hiding from that homociadal maniac'

Jazelle

What happens when you help Ertai do testing

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Ertai says, 'Jaz, mount up and follow self'

You hop on a fancy tail gold fish's back.

follow jaz

You already follow yourself.

Ertai says, 'ok, now you go up alone'

Soth gossips 'mount jaz I'm sure Jazelle really wouldn't like you doing that.'

Soth gossips 'see, women just dont want me to mount them.'

Ertai gossips 'hahaha'

Soth gossips 'its a crime, i tell you.'

Ertai slays MiniErtai in cold blood!

MiniErtai's severed head plops on the ground.

You gossip 'Sweet soth you are a perv'

Riane gossips 'yes, yes he is'

Ithilidin gossips 'mount soth Mount what?'

You gossip 'Sweet so your Mounting MiniErtai'

'back to the overhead storage space for you' says Ertai.

Ertai sacrifices the corpse of MiniErtai to the gods.

Jexie gossips 'i just sneeze on the monitor'

You gossip 'Sweet what does that say?'

Soth gossips 'if its any consolation, i just tried to mount ertai too.'

Jexie gossips 'lots of colors...and goo...'

Ertai gossips 'I woulda liked it. the system doesn't know me!'

Jazelle

And here is what happen before the above quote

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*(Translucent) (Red Aura) Soth is resting here.

Soth is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

Soth is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

(Red Aura) Ertai of many - Spawned of All is here.

Ertai is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

Ertai is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

'soth... we need to find you a mount' says Ertai.

'now you tell me :P' says Soth.

'got a particular favorite mount?' asks Ertai.

'not really' says Soth.

Soth says, 'i dont use them'

'I'll hook ya up' says Ertai.

Ertai says, 'me neither...'

Ertai has created MiniErtai!

Ertai says, 'try to mount him'

You fall down laughing.

Soth stands up.

Soth hops on MiniErtai's back.

Ertai says, 'wonderful'

Soth gossips 'You hop on MiniErtai's back.'

Ertai says, 'now one of you leads, the other follows'

You now follow Soth.

You join Soth's group.

' got that' you say.

Soth nods.

You gossip 'Sweet you all should see this'

look mini

I shall call him MiniErtai!!

MiniErtai, stop humping the loser (Syn)

No MiniErtai, we do not gnaw on our kitties...

Rahvin sings "Just, the, two, of us!, Just the two of us!"

MiniErtai sings "You and I"

MiniErtai is being ridden by Soth.

MiniErtai is in excellent condition.

Soth asks, 'now what?'

Ertai says, 'ok... snooping you, soth'

'don't incriminate yourself :p' says Ertai.

'ok' says Soth.

'go up' says Ertai.

[2] people heard you say 'Necro 101 oh don't tell him about that time you….'

Soth grins evilly at Ertai.

%%% Disconnected from server.

Jazelle

Spunky gossips 'SpunK! i got my weenie in a bottle and now i cant now i cant get it oooout'

OOC, you say: give it time it will fall off

Darigaaz gossips 'SERVBOT jebus Spunky.. we keep telling you that pepsi bottle isn't your friend'

Riane says OOC: dinner, back eventually :D

Samakin says OOC: thats kinda funny spunks

Spunky gossips 'SpunK! i switched to coke, they're better lubricated'

Samakin says OOC: there was a kid in my highschool that actually did that :P

Spunky says OOC: lol it's a weird al song

Samakin says OOC: I know.

OOC, you say: well it will fall off….I'm not talking about the bottle either.

Samakin says OOC: but his dad and my friend, his older bro, had to cut him out of the bottle :P

Spunky says OOC: ...cut

Spunky says OOC: id just leave the bottle on

Samakin says OOC: Yeah....

Spunky says OOC: no one's goin near mine with anything sharp or pointy

Laje says OOC: teeth are sharp and pointy

Spunky says OOC: i dont care if i have to look like im hung like a bull for the rest of my life

Spunky says OOC: ive yet to see extremely pointy teeth :P

Samakin says OOC: i also knew a kid in primary school who jumped off a table and landed on an upturn

ed chair....

OOC, you say: who a glass cod piece

Someone says OOC: What's the point of not having anything sharp going near it if you're never going to have sex again anyway :P

Samakin says OOC: anyway, long story short. Hosptial for 2 weeks, can't have kids

Laje says OOC: all for some cola lovin

OOC, you say: ok what if you have to pee

Someone says OOC: you never have to find a bathroom again!

OOC, you say: what will he do when the bottle is full

Laje says OOC: what does the crystal hammer do?

Samakin says OOC: Burst out with the pressure?

OOC, you say: could have a nasty rash

OOC, you say: either that or think of the back pressure

Samakin says OOC: with enough force he could punch a hole in someones chest

RedRaven

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Xtrasp who is now level 120!!!'

Nuff said. :P

Soth

ChaosAngel gossips ')CA( i say he dies just for the whine factor teases'

game crashes

see, angel gets evil, and its so powerful it breaks the game..just imagine if she actually killed someone with this power!!!!!!

snickers

Kitala

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Tommi begins casting a spell…
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Bahamut the Dragon gossips 'wooohoo!!! angel!!!'
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Tommi has completed his casting.
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sit

stand

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--- Connected for 48 minutes, 34 seconds ---

I think That CA,had a lil help from Tommi -snickers-

Spunky

Wavan] says 'The brownies, the milk, or eating at 3 AM?'

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[Wavan] says 'How is milk bad?'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< Clogs your artieries'

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[Wavan] says 'And eating at 3 AM is okay'

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[Wavan] says 'It's skim milk'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< Then you will die when the cows come in through your window and take there bloody vengence!'

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[Wavan] says 'XD'

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[Wavan] says 'Fair enough'

[Samakin] says '>Juju< All will be okey, then you'll here "Click Click Click" of hooves on your driveway'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< All with be quite, and then right behind your ear….'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< Moooooooo….'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< AND THEN BAM'

<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta it's true, it happened to me, i thought santa was early that year..

[2] people heard you say 'it's true, it happened to me, i thought santa was early that year..'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< your someones burger'

<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta i went outside..and they ambushed me

[2] people heard you say 'i went outside..and they ambushed me'

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[Samakin] says '>Juju< Nod i had to fight mine off with a sharpened stick and a sandal'

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[Wavan] says 'I wonder if my bones are indestructible'

<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta i threw a george forman grill at them

[2] people heard you say 'i threw a george forman grill at them'

Senna

'No wonder everyone wants you!' you exclaim.

You say, 'It's going to become a quest soon.'

Riane falls down laughing.

Riane says, 'i'd love to see that one :P'

'Task 4: Rescue Riane from whoring with >insertplayernamehere<.' you say.

Riane falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

'Last seen in Someone's Pants.' you say.

Riane falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Riane is dying laughing.

Jazelle

The Town Crier announces 'Spunky has been slain by Samakin in the arena!'

Spunky gossips 'SpunK! GASP'

Samakin gossips '>>SA<< lol'

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Now that's a shocker! :stars:

Spunky

he Town Crier announces 'Arkain has challenged Spunky to a fight to the death in the arena!'