Quotes!

Ithilidin

Azarath gossips 'only out of pity. He doesnt have a manhood, so i let him play with mine sometimes'

Lunani

[Dias] says '-+D+- When something with six wings starts going ARRRRR and I'm reminded of SMITE SMITE I start to panic.'

D

Spunky

okay this isnt really an in-game quote but i had to add it anyway

Scene-On The Phone With Lunani

regular chitchat

Me: "Hey now, you're killin my courage here"

Her "awwwwww i didnt mean to decimate your courage"

Her: whimper "I DIDNT WANT TO DECIMATE YOU!

Lunani's phone conversation DECIMATES you!

Your head explodes from overpriced long distance charges.

Everything goes black.

im not even playin sent and people still wanna decimate me…

RedRaven

Rognuts tells you 'you have to give it to arkain, cpk his way to a full church'

Aint that the truth only way he can get churchies.

Spunky

Ortheri says OOC: i hate it when women name it things like "mr happy"

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Ortheri says OOC: i mean seriously..way to spoil the moment

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MiniErtai says OOC: yeah, that is a little weird

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Jazelle says OOC: I thout it was when they say "More to the left"

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Ortheri says OOC: yeh ..they tell US to go more to the left..when they can just move their ass more to the right..lazy asses..expect us to do all the work :p

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MiniErtai says OOC: actually, I don't mind getting pointers. makes me more effective

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Elzamine says OOC: if a girl has to name it, you're not going a good enough job of amusing her. :D

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MiniErtai says OOC: lol Elza :p

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Jazelle says OOC: hahah

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Ortheri says OOC: rofl

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Elzamine says OOC: it's called step it up a damn notch!

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Ortheri says OOC: nothing could amuse you enough i dont think :D

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Jazelle says OOC: amusment is a major part of it

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Ortheri says OOC: a guy tries to get some from elza and she's still playin suikoden at the same time

Scandal says OOC: is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Ortheri says OOC: am i gonna have to bitchslap you for being demoralizing?

azelle says OOC: that's a female's job

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MiniErtai says OOC: seems like we got the short end of the stick on that

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save

Saving.

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Elzamine says OOC: pfft to bitchslap, make use of the right hook.

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MiniErtai says OOC: guess that makes up for your lack of "stick" in other areas :p

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Jazelle says OOC: better than the fuzzy end of the lollypop

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Elzamine says OOC: ewww :P

Spunky

REBOOT IN 1 MINUTE.

<chat>Urocyon gossips 'Pain We're Going down Ack'

<chat>REBOOT COUNTDOWN DEACTIVATED.

<chat>Syn gossips 'ill di t later'

<chat>Ortheri gossips 'lol PSYCHE'

<chat>Beastmaster gossips 'rofl'

<chat>Urocyon gossips 'Pain Hahasha'</chat></chat></chat></chat></chat></chat>

Tieryo

Bashae gossips 'Ever had a Rampaging ones spear make you its bitch?'

Bashae gossips 'I have'

(Ed's Note: Fixed typo)

inimical

<color color="violet">Arkain gossips 'ROFL belexus u just sacced all armands eq'

Armand gossips 'we were in npk dumby you got no eq'

Belexus gossips 'lol'

Belexus gossips 'actually'

Belexus gossips 'I did sac some of it'

Arkain gossips 'u were in cpk armand :>'

Armand gossips 'sigh'

Arkain gossips '( 1) Belexus sacrifices the shield of Sentience.'

Arkain gossips '( 1) Belexus sacrifices the Staff of Mishkal.'

Belexus gossips 'hmm'

Belexus gossips 'shit'

Elzamine gossips 'pat armand'

Arkain gossips '( 1) Belexus sacrifices the Feathered Boots of Lord Wynn.'

Arkain gossips '( 1) Belexus sacrifices the Infinite Armor.'

Belexus gossips 'well i have extra boots, and armors, that dont matter'

Taipan gossips 'O.O;;'

Belexus gossips 'just the shield and the staff'

Arkain gossips 'rofl why would u get all corpse and drop all/sac all?'

Armand gossips 'bleh'

You gossip 'that's amusing'

Belexus gossips 'uhh'

Belexus gossips 'its'

Arkain gossips 'rofl noshit'

Belexus gossips 'a poa trigger'

Belexus gossips 'for souls'

Arkain gossips 'ouch'

You gossip 'rofl'

Taipan gossips 'heh'

Belexus gossips 'and since there was souls in the corpse'

Belexus gossips 'it fired'</color>

RedRaven

[Syn has joined Enduring Souls]

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Ertai says OOC: :p
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ChaosAngel grats 'Gratz SYN..grin'
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Syn gossips 'please ignore the following :>'
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Syn has stolen the Relic of Health from the Minions of Immorality treasure room!

He returned it but it was scary, hehe.

RedRaven

Riane gossips 'anyone with heart conditions had better look away :P'

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Spunky gossips 'SpunK! no way'
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The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 90!!!'

Holy Imms, miracles never cease!!!!

RedRaven

and on a related front.

Soth gossips 'and holy fucking stink nuggets, riane is level 90!'

RedRaven

Jazelle tells you 'still don't be a corps around me. I check all corps'

Jazelle tells you 'and often used them'

You tell Jazelle 'true, hehe'

You tell Jazelle 'that sounds nasty'

Jazelle

<quote author="RedRaven">~~@RedRaven:~~

Jazelle tells you 'still don't be a corps around me. I check all corps'

Jazelle tells you 'and often used them'

You tell Jazelle 'true, hehe'

You tell Jazelle 'that sounds nasty'</quote>

You left out the rest of it…..Silly boy.

Ithilidin

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you something rarer than the lochness or bigfoot, rarer than a sober irishman, even rarer than a Riane's level:

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now a Rogue!!!'

In ceremony of Riane, Sentience is blessed with 30 Minutes of DOUBLE EXPERIENCE!

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 92!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 93!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 94!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 95!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 96!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 97!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 98!!!'

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Riane who is now level 99!!!'

DOUBLE EXPERIENCE has now finished.

Lunani

Riane tells you 'i swear, i could just say "hi" and out pops a baby xD'

She's that sexy! >D

Spunky

A puny demon dodges your attack.

Your slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to a puny demon!

A puny demon is DEAD!!

[Spunky killed Upir at Cockpit of the Goblin Airship!]

A puny demon stops pulling the Relic of Knowledge.

You hear Upir's death cry.

Death arrives out of nowhere.

'This really is pointless, how many times more am I going to have to take you back?' says Death.

Death taps Upir's corpse three times with his scythe.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east

You aren't fighting anyone.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east

You aren't fighting anyone.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east

You aren't fighting anyone.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28

A pink whale starts pulling the Relic of Knowledge.

'Well then.' says Death. 'Looks like that corpse is adequately dead. Cya folks, im outta here.'

Death waves happily.

Death sinks into the ground and disappears.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 look

Cockpit of the Goblin Airship - - -

(–---------------------------------------------) -<---(A)--->E

This crudely attached wooden box appears to be the main control point of

this strange contraption. Large levers jut out in all directions. A furry

chair is bolted to the floor with a small lever in front of it.

The corpse of Upir is lying here.

The relic of knowledge is here, pulled by a pink whale.

*[PK] (Translucent) (Red Aura) A pink whale is here, fighting YOU!

A pink whale is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

A pink whale is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

*[PK] (Translucent) Tommi is here, fighting YOU!

Tommi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28

With amazing agility you swerve Tommi's attack.

You nimbly backflip away from Tommi's attack.

A pink whale's wrath devastates you.

You parry a pink whale's attack.

A pink whale's wrath devastates you.

A pink whale's pierce mauls you.

Your slash MUTILATES Tommi!

Tommi dodges your attack.

Tommi has quite a few wounds.

SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3271mv 28 flee east

You attempt to flee!

Inside the Goblin Airship - - -

(–---------------------------------------------) W<---(A)--->-

The inside of this strange contraption is definitely not made for

comfort. The walls are solid metal with small slits wide enough to see out.

Small goblin sized seats have been roughly nailed to the corrigated

flooring. A faint smell of vomit lingers.

The pilot of Goblin Airship sits here pulling levers frantically.

The pilot is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

You flee from combat!

SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3271mv 28 sneak

You attempt to move silently.

You successfully move into a sneaking position.

SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 w

cast sleep red

Cockpit of the Goblin Airship - - -

(-----------------------------------------------) -<---(A)--->E

This crudely attached wooden box appears to be the main control point of

this strange contraption. Large levers jut out in all directions. A furry

chair is bolted to the floor with a small lever in front of it.

The corpse of Upir is lying here.

The relic of knowledge is here, pulled by a pink whale.

*[PK] (Translucent) (Red Aura) A strange long pink fish slithers through the water.

is here, pulling the Relic of Knowledge.A pink whale is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.

A pink whale is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

*[PK] (Translucent) Tommi the Loner of Sentience is here.

Tommi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.

SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 You begin to speak the words of the spell…

SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28

You have completed your casting.

A pink whale goes to sleep.

SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 slit red

You slit a pink whale's throat in cold blood!

A pink whale stops pulling the Relic of Knowledge.

You hear Redraven's death cry.

[Spunky killed Redraven at Cockpit of the Goblin Airship!]

You gossip 'SpunK! told you ..slaughter'

Redraven gossips 'Killer hehe, sleep slit isnt slaughter, it is cheap'

SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 gos fun aint it?

You gossip 'SpunK! fun aint it?'

SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 gos that's what happens when you build a form to help kill me

You gossip 'SpunK! that's what happens when you build a form to help kill me'

SpuNK! <3561hp 4991sp 3275mv 28

Redraven gossips 'Killer just got the form to try to stay alive,, if u hadnt attacked, we would have'

You gossip 'SpunK! lol well you knew i was gonna attack you silly boy'

You gossip 'SpunK! ill put my relic back where it was now'

The pilot of the Goblin Airship says 'This is goblin eagle, reporting to Goblin Tower, commencing take off from Plith!'

Riane

You tell a unicorn colt 'pats didn't your mother ever tell you not to stick nails in your ears? :P'

A unicorn colt tells you 'actually, it never came up :p'

You tell a unicorn colt 'imagine that!'

Spunky

You have completed your casting.

Fish on a stick is infused with poisonous vapors.